We found out how the police were tipped off!
After eating through five boxes of Fruity Puffs just to find my secret decoder ring, I was able to decipher a message that was slipped in under our door at our Errand and Concierge Service University hideout. It turns out that ECSU™ is mentioned in the second edition of Entrepreneur’s Start Your Own Personal Concierge Service. Someone sent a copy of the book to the local police department’s Errand and Concierge Service unit.
Sergeant Hand (as in helping hand), who is heading up this special unit, was heard this morning on the local news saying “We don’t really know what subliminal message that Angel Wilder and Danette Moss are trying to say in this book. The book states that they are teaching the industry basics, but we think there is a lot more than just the basics that they are trying to teach. We hope to get to the bottom of this soon.”
I’m still waiting for my new spy gadgets to come in to get more details out to you. I was trying to send a secret message to you guys, but every time I used my invisible ink, I couldn’t read what the message said.
We were caught!
It seems that people heard we were going to Dallas in February. The police found us shopping at the local grocery store stocking up on goodies late last night. I was trying to hide behind a People magazine, but then Danette had to mention the word BBQ and all heck broke loose. (I think the police were tipped off that BBQ was some secret code word or something for Dallas.) I tried to make a run for it, but got tripped up when I passed the candy aisle. I leaned down to grab a Twix and that’s when they got me.
They took us in for questioning and we told them that we were having a webinar in February and that they had the wrong information, but they didn’t want to hear about it. They told us that if we signed a confession letter stating that we would be showing up in Dallas that they would cut us loose. Danette was holding out, but after several hours in an interrogation room with stale donuts and lukewarm coffee it can break a person down. I signed the letter that says that we will still be having our ECSU™ seminar in Dallas February 18-21 and that we will also be holding a webinar February 25-28.
We are back in hiding and we will keep you updated as soon as we can get another message out. We wanted to do the whole message in a bottle thing, but with all of the rain, the bottle kept floating back to us.
Pssst….is anybody there?
Listen, this is Angel. I am in a coffee shop hiding behind today’s newspaper and a grande caramel frappuccino trying to throw everyone off my scent. The heat is coming down on us so we have had a change in plans for our training. Instead of our next seminar being in Dallas, we are heading off to Philadelphia in March. For February, we will be having a webinar instead. This way we can be in an undisclosed location, but still get the information to those that want to learn about the errand and concierge service industry.
Wait. Gotta go. I think I have been spotted. I am not sure if it was the whip cream mustache or not. Come back later for more details.
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